SNL

I asked my dad for a ride to see Hot Fuzz this weekend. Response:
"I've got a fever."
I asked "and the only prescription is more cowbell?"
My father pauses - his mind has a wide gear ratio.
"No, I've got a bug."
It seemed like an innocent cultural reference.

Rap has failed me.

Simply put, MIMS, the artist behind the hit song "This is why I'm hot" says it best.

"I can make a Mil sayin' nothin' on a track."

I liked rap, but it is heard for me to defend the intelligence of someone who says that you aint hot because you not. I feel that some rap artists out there really bring something to the world. Check out "At the Helm" by Heiroglyphics. It has lyrics that show what rap used to be. Meanwhile, this is why I am hot.

This is 300AAA

As I entered my 4th hour or so of getting caught up on my FF12 game, a stunning idea occurred to me. Click on the image for a full view, as always.

That one person

If you've ever been to a contemporary Christian church service, you've seen the one or two people with their hands raised in reverence. I just don't see how it's relevant what they're doing... I appreciate their involvement, but I think even the Lord might feel a bit embarrassed for them. So please, please,

P.S. If you enjoy this image, please don't post it anywhere else... just link to it. -- vohra

Online quizzes tell you surprising things.

I just learned from blogthings that... I'm 50% introvert, 50% extrovert. I suppose that means in 50% of social situations, I might be withdrawn, whilst in the other half of the time, I might engage someone comfortably.

Thank you blogspot.

F-word, C-word

"I doubt if there are any rational people to whom the word fuck would be particularly diabolical, revolting or totally forbidden."

The Impacts and Effects of the Ideas of “Fake Estate.”

The Idea occurred to me on a ride home from Wal-mart. I was speaking to my Grandfather on the pros and cons of being in the Real Estate business. Then I realized something. The word estate can relate to many things, the definition being : estate – 1. One's entire property; a tract of land. 2. Property left after death. 3. Condition or State; social standing; rank or dignity. 4. A class or order of persons in a state.* Thus leading me to realize that all estate that isn't Real Estate that isn't must in fact be Fake Estate! Yet my revolutionary idea was met opposition. I have stated that wasn't real was fake, yet in fact, there was imaginary! I fell to the ground. Could it be possible that my idea was stopped so soon?

NO! In fact It wasn't!

I soon realized that the Idea of Imaginary estate could also be applied, by stating that estate that composes of Intellectual Property was Imaginary Estate! I was back up and running.

The idea of fake estate is that Jesus ensured to us that only the estate that was deemed “Real”
was holy enough to enter to glorious kingdom of heaven. Could John Calvin have understood this aspect long before I? No, for he was pw0n3d by mainstream protestantism.

Jesus, the almighty owner of the nubs, hath spoken to me in modern divine revelation and said
“Young Vohra of Powhatan, tho must go forth and preach, though tho may be mingled with those of a nature more subtle then tho, for ye must be meek, and take upon with ye the lycopene of the cooked ripened tomato, for tho must protect tho's most holy prostate, for ye is gangsta, and most of all, ye is the hacks0r and you must pwn those among ye with meek character and who cannot wield the most holy of instruments, the Rifle of Holy Accuracy.”

So from now on, I will preach, and yea verily............


I AM T3h h@(ks0R!!!!!!!!1